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Things Your Girl Thinks About When Giving Brain

“The head still good though, the head still good though/Make me say ‘Nam Myoho Renge Kyo'” – Kendrick Lamar on “No More Parties in L.A” with Kanye West

Let’s be real. Getting some head is one of the great joys of life, as Kendrick Lamar just told you.

Plus, it’s very easy to forget the stress of the day when your girl has your cock in her mouth. However, here’s a question, hope it’s not boner kill.
Have you ever wondered what your girl thinks as she slobs your knob? Probably not, but according to an article over on CollegeCandy.com, she’s probably thinking of everything else but you.

The real lesson here is: try not to think when you are getting brain.


Damn, I really should’ve done some exercises. My jaw is on fire


I wonder who invented the blow job. It’s a very strange thing, if you think about it. Hey, please suck on this external organ of mine that I pee from/explodes potential children.


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I can’t imagine having something bulky just chillin’ there.

This is actually the only time I wish it was smaller, TBH.

I think it’s only fair that a guy feels what it’s like to have a vagina too…during that time of the month.

Sh*t. My laundry is still in the dryer. It’s definitely going to be wrinkly.


He hasn’t moaned in a while. Am I doing something wrong now?


Read the full list by Megan Heintz on CollegeCandy.com by clicking here.

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