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The Blowjob Robot: The Ultimate In “Brain Science” Is Here

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A company in the United Kingdom has launched in Indiegogo campaign, which helps to redefine the word “head.”

Fellas, thanks to some new technology, you can drain your balls anytime you want with the Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0.

The human head, which comes in three shades (no brownskin?) gives the most awesome blowjobs, the kind you see on the net watching porn, but can never get on demand, in real life, unless you buy a prostitute.

Guy’s, now you can forget begging your girl or man (there’s a male doll) for brain when you can get the perfect blowjob anytime you want.

If you add up the cost of dinner, dates, movies, gas and all the other things you have to go through in order to snag some head, you’ll soon soon realize your return on investment could be could easily be double, depending on how horny you are.

Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0 bills itself as the first robotic droid sex toy capable of recreating intimate human oral interaction.

The Merseyside, United Kingdom based company is hard at work refining their product to make the best blow job money can buy.

This week, Arlan released an update to the software, which offers up a full “immersive” blowjob experience.

“Take this scene for example: A slutty mother is educating her 19 year old daughter on how to perform the right blow job, she might be prompting her to speed up or hold it in until she starts to gag and then slow down, this can be controlled by the user listening who feels like they are now involved in the story.” – Arlan Robotics

“As you hold the head down you start to hear the girl choke and gag and releasing hear her gasp for breath with the mother encouraging,” a rep for Arlan Robotics explained.

If that’s too extreme of an example for you, Arlan promises to have a number of role-playing experiences, from normal relationship blowjobs, where the droid will gasp out a safe-word to slow down when it gets too intense.

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